What a joke

Two of my friends came visiting with their girlfriends and we decided to go out on a picnic along with my little brother. After packing food and all we needed, we set off to a quiet beach. After chatting and taking pictures for few minutes, we decided to eat and began to unpack the basket which had the food in it, only for us to discover we forgot the spoons at home. I told my little brother to go get it while we wait. He replied saying
''I know u want to trick me so you can eat the
whole food b4 I come back''.
I promised him we would wait for his return but he refused. After much persuasion and
promises, he decided to go. My friends and I started chatting and gisting to while away time and wait for my brother's arrival. After 1hr, there was no sign of him. 2hrs went by, and I began wondering what could have delayed him
because the distance between our house and the beach can be covered within 30mins. My friends and I were already getting hungry but we decided to wait a little longer for my brother's return.
After 4hrs, the hunger was so unbearable that
we decided to taste the food. As we were about tasting, we heard a rumble in a nearby
bush and there, my brother jumped out from behind a tree shouting,
"I said it! I knew you would eat the food before I return, I'M NOT GOING AGAIN".
😨😨😨😨😨😨

Comments

Post a Comment

Popular posts from this blog

Patience is a virtue

 THINK OF THIS THIS IS A MUST READ BY ALL COUPLES Dave and Clara have been married 4 over nine years without children. They stayed with each other and hoped that they will have a child before their 10th year of marriage because they were being persuaded by family and some friends to get a divorce but they couldn’t let go because of the love between them. Months passed...by and while Dave was returning from work one day, he saw his wife walking down the road with a man and they looked happy. Another evening, while Dave was coming back from work, he saw the same man drop her off at the house. Dave became angry and sad.  Two days later, after a hectic day at work, Dave was taking water with a glass jug when the phone rang. He picked it up and the person said ‘hello dear, I’ll be coming to your house this evening to see you as promised. I hope .....’’ and then Dave hung up the phone.  It was a male voice. He was sure the person was the man he had seen with his wife. He suddenly became shak
Read more

True followers of Jesus

Matthew 16:24-26 Anyone who want to be like Jesus or follow Jesus must deny himself. Denying your self is denying your lustful desire and aslso denying the world and its system. For instance many will want to lie to make money or make sales, if you want to be a true follower of Jesus you must shun lies. Also many will want to cheat to have their way, as a true follower of Jesus you must not follow that trend. Remember,what shall it profit unto a man if he shall gain the whole world and loose his soul. Be wise
Read more